Not quite a Guinness World record, but definitely a notable achievement. Keep this up and he's definitely gonna be top 3, or a homicidal murderer.
So where exactly does one acquire such car service? We tried Enterprise, but 275 lbs of mayonnaise mouth in a dodge caravan just wasn't cutting it.
She hasn't stopped coming over to suck his dick all week. And it's only Tuesday!
Take two parts trust, add one part gullible and about 10 parts Red Bull fueled erection and what do you get? A bad Valentine's Day for starters.
Is it possible to trust ANY guy in this world when you're this hot? No. No it's not.
Not only that but it was finally the first girl that didn't need a down payment up front before the disappointment sets in. Double score!
But you might if you ever end up sharing a blanket with these melons.
Horniest girl of the year clamps down and turns her cunt into a pressure chamber. Stressing her boyfriend and the Trojan man to the max.
Just imagine the hottest girls on the softball team stopping by. And the only dugout being slid into doesn't have a coach inside it. GIGGIDY!
If overhyped shitfests like Transformers can do it, then so can she. I assure you the explosions are just as intense.
Butthole sex is a fun way to kink up your bedroom activities. Sometimes...
Sometimes it's really easy to calculate who has made the most trips to Planned Parenthood this semester.
And the crazy attention whore did it! In 30 seconds flat she brought her boyfriend in the room, stripped his pants off and it was churro stuffing time.
Good thing she just met him today otherwise this moment probably would have been pretty awkward.
2:50 is the time you're looking for. Keep an eye on her lower stomach area and try not to think about Alien 3. We dare you.
She's a fucking 19 on a 1-10 scale of hotness and fuckability, and his athletic mini-cannoli is barely making contact. But you will be envious of it.
Well, for her at least. He just earned enough cred to fill up 15 Facebook accounts.
So... was the wait worth it? We'll be sure to ask him that very question after he stops convulsing in a puddle of his own orgasms, and get back to you.
It'll feel like your balls dropped all over again with this one. Then they might go a little blue when you realize it's not you she's making a mess on.
Shy girlfriend definitely has the equipment for the job - but can she really take all that dick in her ass without tearing up?
Look all you want, she's completely flawless. From her vag to her anus there isn't a thing you or your dick would change.