The hardest part is deciding who the loser is. You can watch something like this 78 times in a row and still have trouble figuring out who exactly that is.
Dropping multiple loads in 1 outing isn't that hard when her shirt comes off. In fact, you might be gay if there isn't a repeat offense before you zip up.
Just when you thought you've seen it all. Well enjoy it girl, because the only thing your boyfriend will be grinding for the next 8 months, is strength stats.
It's pretty much a guarantee that the carpets will need to be steam cleaned if you go down the dirty brick road with her.
Was it the sex in a public place or the fact that she's doubling up on dick? We don't know, but one lucky janitor is gonna be a very sad panda tonight.
Your conscious wouldn't even have a chance to act on the situation. Chances are it wouldn't even kick in until after the third low you blow down her throat.
If you're a man the thought has come across your penis more than once before. And this lucky SOB is living it.
When you see how smokin' she is you'll know why such extreme measures had to be taken to relieve this boner.
Some things are just too demanding, and too wet to ignore.
Blame it on the alcohol all you want bitches, there's no covering this amount of sloppy pussy party favoring no matter how much Sam Adams is on tap.
Shocked? You shouldn't be. At least she kept her underwear on this time. Yes it still counts if one string of the thong is pulled to the side for insertion.
Listen closely and you may hear the collective clapping from every man around the world the second her buttcheeks were separated. Damn.
If they were any quicker to get their vaginas into a guy's face they'd be getting health benefits when the sex was over.
He's a douchebag, and she's having more unprotected sex then Wilt Chamberlain during an all star game. Shit ain't right.
Way to sour her on the entire idea of spreading her shit box asshole. Now what is the next guy supposed to do after she breaks up with you?
Peter the Pervert sticks his penis where it doesn't belong and actually gets away with it. Giving hope to all semi-conscious men across the nation.
Then suddenly, a restraining order.
Even some girls out there are going to wish they saw this kind of attitude on the other end of the penis burrowing into them. Skills we'll all learn from.
Overly adorable and cute blonde attempts to fulfill a fantasy of hers: destroying the TV from 3 yards out without having to touch it with her hands.
The human penis can only handle so much. She's higher up on the food chain than "so much".
Having a body tighter than her 2-finger limit vagina is only where the awesomeness starts.