It wouldn't be a memorable summer night without turning a girl's throat into a hat for your cock.
There's memorable amateur sex tapes out there... and then there's ones you make Facebook status updates about to alert everyone you know DAMN!
Look closely into that sea of dripping college vagina and you'll spot a man. A man that you can only dream of being one day.
Haven't seen the human rectum turned into a pair of mittens quite like this before. And I certainly hope not to ever again.
Ride a guy the right way just one time and he'll be hyping you up to the moon for the rest of his pathetic life.
German girls and butthole sex go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Spoiled bitch with an allowance at 19-years-old does what everyone else expected to take at least another 3 years - make her own sex tape.
Her attempt to get Internet famous is well on it's way to completion.
We'd like to thank whatever traumatic experience she experienced growing up that lead to this moment.
With dimensions like that and an automatic entry to med school, who the fuck would ever break up with her?
A perfect attendance record and diligent studying didn't save this one.
When your penis goes to sleep at night, this is the asshole it dreams of burrowing inside of. 13 frames per second or not, this video is pure fap material.
Ahkmed can't believe his breadstick had this much vascular capacity.
That's some serious distance if I say so myself.
A Japanese girl needing to go this route for an A+ is about as believable as nude pics of Ke$ha not making me puke blood.
She could suffocate him with her vag and his corpse would still have a smile on it the Joker would be jealous of.
The fact that he musters up the energy to blast two loads per girl is impressive enough in itself.
If this vid does anything at all, let it be the answer to the age old question "Does 9 inches of calzone make up for a MONSTER Energy tattoo"? NO.
Sometimes it takes years to see proportions like this in person. Many, don't even get it in their lifetime.
Ya gotta have a good insurance plan before attempting extreme sports like this.
We're not stopping until those titties are a household name.
Munching on his pants potato like it's her last morsel of nutrition on a desert island.