She's always going to remember it too. Dicks the size of your arm going balls deep usually leave little reminders.
Pro tip: invest in scotch guard if you insist on living at home during the college years. It will save your slutty ass every time.
Luckily all those years of cheerleading taught them the fundamentals of teamwork and flexibility.
Are chicks getting desperate or just sluttier? They should really do a census on this shit.
Chick's got all the power in the world in her chest and she knows it. You should see all the extra McNuggets she can pull at 2:00AM.
Congrats Russia. Youve successfully knocked Japan out of their 50 year dominant reign of the country with most fucked up sex acts. And that ain't easy.
Or any of her equally as slutty friends for that matter. Which becomes pretty entertaining when they try to out-whore each other in public places.
The one time Japan decides to not censor the genitals... they cast a girl with a vagina smaller than Tila Tequilas fan base. How is she alive.
Or Russian. They're kinda the same thing when it comes to making an eHarmony profile over there. Someone should probably look into changing that.
You'd think even if a girl was drunk she'd have some shred of dignity left. But then you'd have to have faith in a chick that likes Lady Gaga's music.
To the jabronis that beat their sacs to Internet porn on a daily basis that is. It's bound to happen when you let guys tear you to shreds.
The only thing that could possibly be holding this amateur back is self respect and dignity. Two things that can easily be removed at your bar of choice.
Nearly blowing your load the second a vagina gets aired out in the room? Not exactly the quality a girl wants in her men. He's got some work to do.
What can we say, the man knows a thing or two about revenge. And the insides of a female reproductive system from the looks of this...
Nothing about this makes sense at all. Then you realize she's Asian. Problem solved.
There's no coming back from this. Might as well hang the vag on the wall now and go into retirement.
Breaking up with that pair of perfection is grounds for suicide my friends. Let's just hope his Xanex prescription is for the the 6mg pills.
Impressive little blonde sets the slut bar higher than it's ever been with this documented vaginal bashing. And she looks smoking hot while doing it.
Then again neither was blowing a load in her anal cavity for that matter. A bold move, but that was just him solidifying top spot for asshole of the year.
Dude must have bionic balls because he just mustered up 3 cum shots within 60 secs. Not even a finished T-800 model has that kind of capacity.
So... who lost this race? Because we're trying as hard as possible to find the loser here and it's not fucking happening.
I'm guessing tolerance isn't one of the words in this guy's dictionary. Neither are "slow down", "stop it hurts" or "ow! I just threw up my colon".
Absolutely gorgeous first timer gets spread like never before by her muscled up boyfriend's rage fuck.
Her name is Beth. Get used to saying it because you'll probably start saying it out loud while fucking your girlfriend from now on.
This is probably going to hurt her a lot more than it's going to hurt him. In the vaginal area.