I'd make it to about the 37 second mark before pants were unbuttoned and anal glands were breached. Anythin to stop that mouth from moving.
Dude's got himself a definite keeper here. I'm talking dick in the butt, ring on the finger, silver anniversary shit here guys.
Ya dun goofed mother fucker.
I don't know what's more shocking. The fact that a girl with that much ink on her bitched out at the last second, or that he actually complied. Pfffft.
That's some serious dedication to nutrition and yoga right there. And every penis that has ever brushed up against her in a bar by the looks of it.
Damn this girl is good at what she does. She has the capability of ruining every pair of underwear I own. Bitch owes me 3 1/2 boxer briefs now.
400 mg of Tylenol extra strength coming her way.
Money is the catalyst to all of life's greatest moments. Get the snorkel, I'm going in next.
Real men take what they want. Take notes!
Drunk or not, even the sluttiest of sluts doesn't deserve a 3 finger ice breaker from a guy she just met. Save that shit for the first date.
Keep the change ya filthy animal.
And we're talking just this single night here, not the entire semester or anything. Carpet cleaners had to be called in man.
It takes real practice to dominate like that in the bedroom. Which asks the question: Where in the blue fuck was I when she was in training!?
At least today she can be glad it was her oral region needing medical attention and not her fart box. Again...
When you start setting higher standards for your cock, you'll find her at the top of the food chain. Enjoy.
So where exactly does one acquire such car service? We tried Enterprise, but 275 lbs of mayonnaise mouth in a dodge caravan just wasn't cutting it.
That sorority life better be fucking worth it for this.
Overseas buttlove isn't as uncommon as you think. Even the ditzy college girls in their first semesters are down with the brown.
Only 18-years-old and already making the type of videos you regret until retirement age. I don't know if this is considered shameful or progressive.
Girl's got quite the body on her. Surely she deserves better than a mach 5 ramming next to the communal shit box?
Very few things make a seasoned Internet porn veteran do a double take. This is one of those things.
Soulless and clueless after being turned into a blowjob guru on the spot. If you haven't been inside a ginger yet, this will put it on your to do list.
One wrong move and she'd be a shish kebab. This takes balls.
$27 and my VHS collection of The Martin Lawrence show says that's a hooker and he burned through an entire GameStop paycheck to make it happen.
College hazing rituals have officially crossed into that grey area of sexual assault. Not even one attempt to use a condom either.