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If her boyfriend ever finds out - she's so dead

Something about exposing her various holes and their genetic functions to complete strangers usually pisses him off.

01.23.12

6,366 Views
Drunk college chick might regret this tomorrow

It started as a friendly visit and ended like every wet dream this desperate fuck has ever had. Now he can clean his sheets without embarrassment.

01.23.12

2,559 Views
Coworker Told to Suck Dick on Lunch Break

The word trashy never meant more than it does in this moment. And if you think otherwise, link us to the alpha gutter slut proving it. We <3 fan mail.

01.21.12

23,004 Views
Girlfriend Bails Out of Anal Almost Instantly

9 seconds: Not a Guinness World record, but definitely a notable achievement. At this rate he's definitely gonna be top 3, or a homicidal murderer.

01.21.12

26,205 Views
Only a real psycho can do this to a step-sister

Pussy is pussy in this man's world. Andapparently real men take what they want.

01.21.12

13,969 Views
Girlfriend's first anal fuck - feels gooood man

Dude finds the mythical g-spot and attacks it with the power of a thousand suns. A statue is currently being built in his honor.

01.21.12

11,980 Views
2 roommates fuck each other like it's normal

Oh Germany, how we need to adopt your non pooping on chest habits.

01.21.12

11,533 Views
Her boyfriend needs some help handling her

Every time that bra comes off he has to make sure the next 10-15 minutes are covered by his insurance.

01.21.12

3,697 Views
I banged my friend's mom and I do not care!

Take 3.4 seconds to look her up and down and tell us you wouldn't let her play hop on pop. Go ahead, lie to us.

01.21.12

5,000 Views
Amazing this white girl survived a 13 inch dick

Science can't even explain how the little dumbass is still breathing right now. And don't even get them started on reproductive system functionality.

01.21.12

7,235 Views
The downside to fucking a complete stranger

Funny thing about using your vaginal area as an ice breaker at bars and clubs: guy's don't treat it so well.

01.21.12

6,036 Views
Turns out his dream girl is an Internet whore

In 2012 it's not all that surprising. 1 in 3 girls have admitted to cherry picking in front of a webcam, and that's serious.

01.21.12

4,793 Views
What happens when this girl parties too hard?

Usually this. And a request to repaint at least one of her bedroom walls when it's all over.

01.21.12

2,823 Views
Teen is Way Too Pretty For Dirty Sex Tapes

Everything down to her eyeballs is screaming upper class treatment. And she's smiling while being converted to whore status. Where do we buy one?

01.20.12

21,564 Views
If you're drawing blood, you've gone too far...

Skinny girl should be happy she still maintained bowel control after this hollowing.

01.20.12

7,834 Views
Now this amateur girl knows how to suck a dick

Sometimes you gotta wonder why if the average girl even tries. This one needs to start a class on the subject.

01.20.12

10,746 Views
Knock knock, hey you fuckin in this stall brah?

Is it still considered consensual sex if she thinks she's a butterfly?

01.20.12

3,647 Views
Pair of amateurs that know how to fuck proper

What a shock. Two nobodies with good camera skills and understanding of female genitalia. Nice.

01.20.12

8,508 Views
She actually fucks fans that follow her channel

MFC is home to some of the most desperate sluts on Earth. But never in a million eons did this guy think he'd be on the other side of the camera.

01.20.12

6,377 Views
English teacher forgets she's still on the clock

Well at least she's still supplying the education. Now he knows which hole isn't the crying hole.

01.20.12

3,940 Views
Too drunk, too tight, TOO BAD! Here it comes!

Thomas the Sex Engine "thinks he can" until it happens. No matter how much extra strength Tylenol she needs to be on for the rest of the day.

01.20.12

8,175 Views
California during the winter is pretty damn hot

Totally different lifestyle over there. Try getting a friend to help shove a penis in your mouth outside on the east coast right now. Snowman status.

01.20.12

6,922 Views
Happy fuckin birthday from his GF's cute sister

Oh, and she's got just as equally open and slutty friends as herself too. Double whammy.

01.20.12

7,765 Views
Videos from her dirtiest college nights surfaces

Wonder what it feels like to be traveling the Internet in search of fap material, only to find yourself? Not to good probably.

01.20.12

3,559 Views
Eiffel Tower pulled off on drunk freshman slut

Some call it a spit roast, others a rotisserie. But when you want to make the bitch feel worth more than a prostitute you give it a classy French name.

01.19.12

11,050 Views

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